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Big Macs Dump António Robles as Manager
Monday, March 26th , 2063
The McDonalds Big Macs are looking for a new manager after announcing the release of António Robles today.
Present at the press conference were McDonalds owner The owner of the McDonalds Big Macs and GM .
"We need a fresh new start," the club's owner said. "I felt for a number of reasons, we needed new direction, invigoration and to play with more enthusiasm."
"I had a wonderful time with the Big Macs," Robles told BNN. "They gave me a great opportunity. They revived my interest in baseball and really gave me a great opportunity to expand my career. I'm more grateful for the job they gave me than I am saddened and upset by the firing."
"We've got a lot of work to do," general manager said, "and in the next several days we're going to sit down and examine all aspects of the operation. We will proceed with a search as soon as we possibly can and see if we can't set things in motion for the future of this franchise."
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Manager Corrigan Gone in Adobe
Monday, March 26th , 2063
The Adobe Acrobats have ended their relationship with skipper Curt Corrigan, firing him this afternoon.
The Acrobats indicated they will soon be interviewing candidates for the position.
"This time we hope to get someone with a proven track record. We want an experienced manager and will take our time in getting one," general manager told reporters.
"No hard feelings," Corrigan said. "This is just part of the game. Adobe gave me an opportunity and I appreciate it. They treated me well and fairly. I just wish we could have done better."
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Skipper Roberge Dismissed by IBM
Monday, March 26th , 2063
In a move analysts had been predicting for weeks, Kendrick Roberge was given the axe as IBM manager today.
An anonymous team source told BNN "the Machines have been a rudderless ship for a while now. Kendrick didn't seem fully focused on the job, seemed distracted. Something was going on there. We need a new guy to step in and really take charge."
Roberge's replacement has not yet been named.
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